Kids say...

David, Age 7 (obviously frightened) - "Mom!  I was in your room and there's something alive in there!  I think it's under your bed.  I heard it breathing!"

Me - "That sound is your sister.  You're hearing her through the baby monitor."

David - "Oh."

Kids say...

When we're in the drive thru (parking lot)

B - "I'm going to hold the stroller so I don't get (insert car noise here) like Daddy because some Pontiacs go there and they don't know what they're doing."
     ~B, Age 4

Kids Say....

"I wish I were Dad so I would be stronger."
     ~ Braden, age 4